Friday, April 16, 2010

GAHDFS;KVJDFSVJDF

Hawo.
Ok, this is my first ever rant on this blog.
Shooooo, where to start.
Alrighty, let's begin with how it all began. Yes, it's always good to start at the beginning.
Well, one not-so-stormy day, my brother and i were left home alone, my parents had trusted Mark to walk Roxy at some point while i was doing random crap, but, alas, he spent the whole evening playing 'DotA' with his little buddies. Unfortunately he had also left the front door open, so, naturally, our neighbours were blessed with a 'gift' from Roxy..

But that is not the worst part, oh no no no. For this part i must use evil blood red to express my anger...

There we go, now, we were ready to be all apologetic to our unfortunate neighbours, but, we later discovered that they had in fact taken photos of Roxy's work and posted them all over the building. That's right, they had actually taken up their time to squat down in front of the crap and take many artistic photos, then spent hours printing hundreds of copies. So they complained to the management and it's likely that we will have to give her away.

('Evil Green typing') What i don't understand is why they couldn't be kind little chappies and come to our door to complain instead of being downright f***ers and advertising to the world, just to shame and humiliate us. What the hell happened to loving thy neighbour??

It is these people that i rant against today, the losers who have nothing better to do than make a big thing out of tiny little things like a pile of sh** outside their doors.

So next time someone for example breaks your nose, don't be a bastard and tell on them, just threaten them with acts such as kidnapping their family members and maybe the results won't be so serious.

7 comments:

  1. ... that sucks. I thought you were doing A crap when Mark was supposed to walk Roxy.. As in you were sitting on the toilet. I guess not...

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  2. hehe nah, i'm not one of those people that shares when they took a crap anyway.

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  3. Can i have roxy? =D
    i bet Kyle is sooo regretting giving his darlings to you.

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  4. aneleh! (: you figure it out, and actually kyle asked me to take her :D but i dont know if i can :/

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  5. Well you would have to know who i am to piss on my dead corpse, provided of course that i die before you do, and before i die you find out who i am :/ so yea its highly unlikely.

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