Stupid 'Busted' parody...

Hehehe, no idea why i'm posting this.. It's a little thing i improvised in front of my mates about 7 years ago, so expect immaturity. Not that i've changed that much since then.. anywhooo, without further ado, just for you: 'Boy number 3000'

One day, when i came home, at lunchtime
I heard a funny noise.
Went out to the backyard to find out
There was a crowd of little boys.
Stood there was my neighbor, a pedo,
And a pair of binoculars.

He told me, one of the boys was lean,
The hottest thing he'd ever seen,
yeah-ee-yeah, he said

This little boy would be his number 3000,
He'd do it to him like he had to his daughter,
When he chased her and tied her up when he caught her,
And smothered her in brine, oh yeah with brine.

He raped him, smothered him, played with his thing,
And i saw everything,
One boy, then another one, and another one,
And another one.
Some girls there, stopped to stare, plaited their hair,
About the rape, they didn't care.

They told me the man was mean,
the sickest thing they had seen,
yeah-ee-yeah, they said

This man was over 3000,
He'd been alive since the Helsingborg slaughter,
Once killed a dog on the street that had short fur,
So he paid a fine, yeah he paid a fine.

I thought, if this man was really 3000,
How many kids has he done up the bum,
I'm sure it must be a pretty large sum,
Guess the cops are pretty freaking dumb.

Yeah, if this man was really 3000,
How many kids has he done up the bum,
I'm sure it must be a pretty large sum.

So little boy who was number 3000,
Been hit so much that he looks a bit shorter,
At least he didn't end up like the daughter,
All sticky with brine, yeah all sticky with brine.

(repeats chorus two more times) :D