*The terrific tale of Timmy Tan and his quest to become a man* CONCLUSION (because i really just can't be bothered).

Timmy gazed in awe at the sight of today's dinner option.
Jimmy had completely dissolved and the mother was picking at a knot in her gullet, blood spraying around the wall all the while.

"Mummy?"
"GLACKKCKKLEEE..."
"I'm going out"

Timmy wiped his face on the doormat and left, the house imploded behind him.
It grew dark. The trees loomed over him. A twig snapped beneath his foot. Rustling could be heard in the surrounding shrubbery.
Timmy stopped.
A squirrel shot out in front of him. It's beady eyes stared up at him. They were blood red.

The squirrel spoke with a deep voice.
"Ah Timmy, you have come very far, won't you feed a young squirrel some of your huckleberries? They do look quite divine.."

Timmy reached down and held the berries in front of the squirrel. It promptly bit his hand off and gnawed excitedly on the hand and berries.

Timmy held his arm out in front of him, admiring the squirrels handiwork. A small fountain of blood erupted from around his marrow. He turned pale. Then dropped to the ground. Crushing the squirrel beneath him.

Hours passed and Timmy was dead




Dead tired, so he settled down by a mushroom growing out of a pie in the middle of the forest floor. Ah yes, the pie thrown out last week.
As Timmy rested, the mushroom absorbed him, then spewed him out. Timmy grew weak after then...

His skin flaked, rapidly, new layers growing constantly.
His hair grew an unnatural reddish colour and curled slightly.
He grew tall, and developed the urge to be a total bastard.

He was no longer Timmy.

His new form disgusted him. He begged the shroom for mercy, to change him back, but it just laughed... He resorted to begging for death, clawing at his ever growing skin to stop it. He ripped out his hair, gouged out his eyes and smashed his head against a rock.

Thus, Timmy had undergone a life-changing transformation. But it wasn't becoming a man. No, it was... Some sort of hell, trapped in a body.